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Slackjawed
The state of mind a man gets into after shopping for way, way too long. Distractions (for example smoking hot girls working in shops) become objects to fixate upon. Sometimes accompanied by involuntary noises.

not only does she bag he slackjawed lets a 'Whoa!' slip out
By Lynett
Slackjaw
North American term for an extemely ignorant, possible inbred person. Usually of rural heritage.

see also: hick, mouthbreather, yokel

"Some folks will never eat a skunk, but then again some folks'll - like Cletus the slackjawed yokel."

--The Simpsons
By Lindsay
Slackjaw
One whos mouth is open all the time.

Look at her mouth, she has really bad slackjaw.
By Meghann
Slackjaw
An individual with loss for words, staring blankly with mouth open. Often clueless and/or confused.


Also used as two words: "slack jaw", "slack-jaw"

"When asked to calculate the tax, she stood there slackjawed."

"The slack-jawed prophet said nothing when asked about the future of man, thus answering the question with clarity"

"The Slack Jaw Prophets rocked the house"
By Sidonnie
Slackjaw
A game in which two people try to keep their mouths slack for as long as possible. The person who smiles or closes their mouth first loses. Like a staring contest, only with a slack jaw. Best if done in really boring classes, across the room from each other.

Jane and I had the best game of slackjaw today! It went on for fifteen minutes, but then the teacher called on me and I had to stop.
By Dreddy
Slackjaw
Slackjaw is a game in which two parties agree to lower their jaw in a battle of wills. The first participant to smile or otherwise move their jaw forfeits the game.

Bro, I can't beat you at slackjaw when you execute the perfect head turn and wink combo.
By Maryjo
Slackjaw
One who eats so much cock his jaw has become slack!

You slackjawed cockeater
By Aaren
Slackjaws
A Person Who's Bottom Jaw That Moves Back And Forth Uncontrollably.

Damnit, Those Slackjaws Feens Are Headed To The Dispensary To Get That Fix.
By Kalindi
Slackjaw McMaggotsac
The alter ego to a certain Jack Street. One of many names Jack Street goes by. Others are; Slack Lip, Slack jaw, Mcmaggotsac, Jake Lane, Jason Mra, Chip Fuyoung, It's Meeeeeee Weeeeesker, and Bitch.

Any of the following names can be used to describe someones
A) Jack Assery
B) Tom Foolery
C) Jack Streetery

" He's one hell of a Slackjaw McMaggotsac if i've ever seen one....and I have, so i totally know what i'm talking about. Also, So You know who I am talking about, i'm Talking about Jack Street."
By Corabelle