Define Slam The Clam Meaning

Slam The Clam
Verb. Intransitive. To masturbate, exclusively used when referring to a female. Some say it is actually a lesbian sex act, but they are wrong. That's called scissor sisters.

Mike : Did you hang out with Fugu yesterday?
Matt : Nah, man. I couldn't get her out of the fucking house. She was slamming the clam for like five hours!
Mike : Damn, man, she's gotta be chafed after that.
By Kamillah
Slamming The Clam
Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.

Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.
By Wilma
Slam My Clam

My boys wanted to slam my clam over the picture I drew on their box lunch yesterday.
By Kipp
Slam Boat Clam Jam

Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.

Girls:SURE!!!!
By Irene
Slamming Clams
The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!
By Devondra
Slam Out With Your Clam Out
Similar to "rock out with your cock out", but for girls. To party in exuberant fashion

Hey you want to slam out with your clam out at Metal Gods?
By Hermia
Slam Clam Ham
When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.

Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder
By Alli
Slams Your Clam
If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
By Kary