Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa reports:
"Diane, in a recent skiing accident,local pin-head, James R. Travis, fell on the bindings of his skiis, only to land on his "slim bavis" and nearly rip himself a new asshole. Back to you, Tom and Diane"
By Maggie
Slim Bavis
A device not unlike a shoe-horn designed to guide the penis into the vagina during inter-course. Developed in the late 13th century and used primarily in Asia and Eastern Europe.
Yoshi was so inebriated he had to implement his slim bavis in order to mount his new bride.
