Define Females Meaning

Females
What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.

Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!
By Christy
Females

"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
By Randee
Females

"period sis" "boo" "im a female and im proud" look at them females how much they cost?
By Tiphany
Female
Iron Man.
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".

Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ
By Merrie
Female
A yet-to-be-discovered pokemon.

Female? What kind of Pokemon is that? Sixth Gen?
By Marita
Female
1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender

Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?
By Sharon
Female
Most definately the finest thing ever created

Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning
By Casandra
Female
Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.

Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.
By Nichole
Female
one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.

look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring
By Tarah
Female

"that is a female"
By Bride