1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.
"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."
Dick eat. To cosign with a person in order to make another person whom is subject to insult feel worse.
Man 1: (To Man 2) You have no swag.
Man 2: (To Man 1) Your wearing a Wal-Mart T-shirt!
Man 3: (To Man 1) Haha he said you're wearing Faded Glory.
Man 1: (To Man 3) Why you nob slobbin?