Home
Privacy
About
☰
Home
Privacy
About
🔍
Define Smack That Monkey Meaning
Smack The Monkey
A
Slang
word for
Male
Masturbation
Guy: What you gonna do
tonite
?
Other Guy
:
Im gonna
smack the monkey!
By Lindsy
Upvote
Flag
Smack Monkey
Someone who is
dependent
on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids
conflict
.
See:
Smackhead
Kid:
Mummy
! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum
: Just
ignore
him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
By Miof Mela
Upvote
Flag
Lemme Pull Up To Your Bumper And Smack That Monkey
In, nonebonical
terms
,
i would
like to
make love
to you.
Damn,
bitch
u
stupid fly
,
lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey
.
By Estell
Upvote
Flag
Smack My Church Monkey
The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.
Origins: the 2007
theatrical version
of
The Golden Compass
, Where Nicole Kiddman lays
the smackdown
on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my
church monkey
?"
"I shouldn't have
done that
, it feels like I just got
smacked
by a church monkey."
By Rosamond
Upvote
Flag
Smack That Monkey
Verb;
Pregame
of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night,
the monkey
isn’t gonna smack itself.
Ya heard
?
Dylan fled from
Danville
to hurry home &
smack that monkey
.
I was on my way to the
hiney
, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
By Zitella
Upvote
Flag