When one has consumed
large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to
suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/
kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"
Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be
Smackered!"
OR
"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a
tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
