Define Smeg Head Meaning

Smeg Head
From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."
By Barrie
Smeg Head
similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.

Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!


By Hinda
Smeg Head
A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.
By Winifred
Smeg Head
From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people

"Christ did you see him!? What a smeg head"
By Clemence
Smeg Head
a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.

rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.
By Nanci
Jammy Smeg Head
The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......
By Angelle
Smeg Head Shit Face
Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.

Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face
By Nomi