Define Smeg Meaning

a futuristic British all-purpose swear word. From Red Dwarf.

An all purpose swear word originally used by punks before made popularized by the british television show Red Dwarf dispite popular belief smegs origins did not have to do with smegma which is a crusty substance that develops underneath foreskin.

Its also a make of really crap fridges and cookers, they only last about 4 mins

There was a young lady from Leith
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
She just liked the cheese underneath

This "cheese" is smegma, hence a smeghead is a cheesy dickhead

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin

smelly knob cheese

True that this word originates from Red Dwarf, however Smeg was the name given to the 'living' organism that grew in his scuzzy mug

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

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