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Nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
By Berti
Nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
By Brett
Nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck

"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
By Nerti
Nob
cock, penis, dick, willy, trouser snake, schlong, prick, wang, dong

"slob on my nob, bitch"
By Melisa
Nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid

Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
By Reggi
Nob
Nob is what you usually get when you misspell the word "Noob". Many people think you mean noob, but some wont know if you are trying to say the penis meaning. This is why you watch what you are doing when you type.

Guy 1: OMG I GOT QUICKSCOPED
Guy 2: THAT BITCH IS A NOB
Quickscoper: Bitch, please. Its "Noob".

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Guy 1: fuck you nob
Guy 2: lol you are a noob you cant even spell that
By Cristie
Nob
The end of a man/shemales penis

The nob stopped my hand from slipping off
By Nessi
Nob
to suck, lick, and bite on a man's penis (aka oral sex)

his warm, erect penis slid straight into my mouth; and as i sucked faster and faster he began to cum in my mouth. i happily swallowed it and continued sucking. (i gave him nob or i was nobbing him)
By Denny
Nob
to fuck or have sex (Ali G)

I was nobbing my bitch!

I want to nob her.
By Lucy
Nob
the appendage that projects from a male groinage, also known as a peni. this protusion is used for stabbation of females unless the nob in question expands due to fellow nobs, these nobs should be removed. when the nob enjoys itself it produces a substance which is the staple diet of cock monsters

his nob dangled between his legs
By Audi