A little black
Scottish Terrier, named
Dog Vader, that causes havoc, mayhem, and chaos. He will not listen to anyone but dad. Likes to run off at
warp speed.....and just before he disappears over the hill......looks at mom and screams "FUCK YOU!!!" in dog language......and then continues running off at warp speed.
Vader sitting in the middle of the yard.
Mom: Vader......get over here!!
Vader runs at
warp speed up the hill with mom chasing him.
Mom returns 15 minutes later sweaty, dirty, and pissed off.
Dad walks outside: Where is Vader?
Mom: That little fucking snausage ran off!!!
Dad: (calling in a medium tone)
VADER!!
Vader pops out of the bushes beside dad like he was there the whole time.