Define Spam Purse Meaning

Spam Purse
vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.
By Paolina
Spam Purse
Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny

I could see right in her spam purse
By Terrye
Spam Purse
vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
By Melly
Spam Purse
Slang. A woman's genitals.

See also: Meat Curtains; Axe Wound; Muff; Bearded Clam; Beaver etc.

"My, what a fine spam purse you have!"
By Lishe
Spam Purse Embargo
A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."
By Susann
Spam Purse
A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?
By Dianne