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Define Sparkly Vampire Meaning
Sparkly Vampire
1-A
pussy vampire
who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.
The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.
Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me
cream my panties
. It makes me gag on
phlem
.
2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
Sparkly vampire
=
FAIL
By Tim
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Sparkly Vampires
SparklyVampires.com is a
website
that absolutely
rips
Twilight
a new asshole.
"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires
website
? Dude,
Twilight
has like
six
anal cavities now."
By Marcia
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