A little bit like an advanced-level
moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her
kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks,
exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.
I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in
McD's, and in came
Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten
sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.