St. Andrew's
The best of the the three prestigious high school in Austin with a beautiful college-like campus and really good teachers (mostly). Known for higher SAT scores than high scores in sporting events, nevertheless the student body knows how to have a good time. The lacrosse teams like to pretend they're good when really the cross country team is the only team to have won a championship. Lacking an official dress code, the student body has their own standards demanding either unique vintage pieces or the standard
prepster attire. The football team averages zero wins per season, however, a new
Heisman winning coach has just been hired. Clickyness and general drama varies, but you can count
on the Bros or the
Pastels to mix things up, however, their cockiness far outweighs any attractiveness. The track team has the best
bods, but the school is greatly lacking in the attractive male arena. The hottest SAS girls
peruse the other Austin high schools when searching for adequate dates. SAS takes pride in it's Latin department, which frequently attends state and national Latin conventions bringing home The school loves to preach about diversity and flaunts its liberal politics. Popular St. Andrew's hang outs include
Snow Beach, Magnolia, Maudies, Lake Austin, and
ACL.
Student1: "Dude I
locked my
keys in my car again, but I can't call pop-a-lock cuz theirs a
six pack inside."
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."
