Define Fife Meaning

Fife
Someone who looks like Don Knotts.Could be male or female but often times a fife is a lesbian woman.

"Me"; I have invited Ashley to our party hon. +hon;: I dont think so Jim Dawg, that fife transgender bitch really rubs me the wrong way. +Me;: whatever you say.I will uninvite "her".
By Lanny
Fife
"Fife" is a french-canadian insult. It is commonly used by most of the peoples from quebec and in english, fife is the synonym of the word "faggot".

It is a very impolite way to say that somebody is an homosexual. It can also be a normal way to insult anybody.

Arrête de m'pogner l'cul esti d'fife---->Stop touching my ass you fucking faggot.

Pourquoi t'a fait sa, t'es un calisse de fife---->Why did you do this, you are such a fucking retard

Vien t'battre esti d'fife---->Come fight you little fagg0t
By Tara
Fife

By Sharity
Fife
A great place between Edinburgh and Dundee with nice beaches lots of fields and some golf courses (if your into that sort of thing) home to the worlds greatest football (soccer) team in the world bar none Raith Rovers F.C

wow im in Fife lets go play some golf then watch the rovers beat the crap into the pars a.k.a Dunfermline "shitty" athletic 250-0
By Lisabeth
Fife
A colonial instrument similar to the flute, except shriller in sound and lacking the complicated "keys". It is far more advanced then it's comrade the drum, contrary to popular belief, and a large secret society of awesome people still play it today. Put together with drums, these groups of awesome people are known as "fife and drum corps."

The Old Guard Fie and Drum Corp., the US military fife and drum corp. that is known to be greater than all, and all awesome fifers and drummers secretly aspire to join. Also, I'm pretty sure wikipedia has a good description of a fife.
By Reeva
Fife
Better way of saying future wife, on account of fiance sounds gay and French.

My fife Lauren talks too much, but I'm gonna marry her anyway.
By Lori
Fife
1) an instrument of the body, not unlike human sexuale genitals. Noun/Verb
2) A term used to discuss in code the human sexual prowess.
3) A flute

Take that fife out of my butt
By Maitilde
Fife
it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.

i felt relieved when i used a fife instead of a fork to eat my lasagna.
By Adelaide
Fife
just some random thing u say in a conversation when u have nothing else to say

By Norry
Fife
a person unsuspecting of his/her unusual ways, whether it be aroogance of goofiness, usually of the male gender. A fun word to use as an insult (even when it doesn't apply to the definition), leaving the insultee confounded.

This is only my definition, you must look inside yourself to find your own meaning for the word fife.

Hey, look at that guy!

Wow, haha he's definetly a fife.
By Ginni