Define Star Jones Meaning

Starr Jones
Jabba the hut's long lost cousin. Does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. Once ate a whole man.

another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"

(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless, sexless lie.

(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.

A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.

A ball of fatness

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.