someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.
Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA
Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
By Karie
Sexless Innkeeper
The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.
Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!
By Wanda
Sexless Wreck
The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.