Define Sexless Meaning

Sexless
one who is uninterested in sex or in sexual relationships.

one who appears to be neither male or female, or who is neither masculine nor feminine.

andy warhol has been descibed as sexless or asexual.
By Roanne
Sexless
someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.

Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA
By Celinda
Sexless
1.)SEXLESS:- is the name of the band I play in.

We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.

We are from Surrey, England.

To date we have played two gigs.

We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.

We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk

2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.

SEXLESS:-

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
By Karie
Sexless Innkeeper
The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
By Jasmina
Sexless Marriage
1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.
By Joy
The Sexless Innkeeper
When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
By Caril
Sexless Streaming

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.
By Annalise
Sexless September
Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.

Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?

Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!
By Wanda
Sexless Wreck
The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
By Ailsun
Sexless Peon
The sexless peon

The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.

Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.

'Dude ever since Mark grew pubes he's become a sexless peon…’
By Wanids