Define Stornoway Meaning

Stornoway: a place...think "Cheers" but Much MUCH bigger. everybody knows your name, your maothers name, your cats name....

Pretty shit island tbh u have like the bible shaggers going bout staring you down and then u have the weirdos that cut there hair rly short and listen to bts, you have the ones that hang around smoking, tanning bottles a bucky and doing buckets, wearing their matching trackies and there air max’s most likely in there usual spots,
•outside co-op
•bridge center
•cearns (obvs)

•outside Ann lanntair

•the grounds

And tbh a few other places lol. Then there’s the skets and tbh there pretty bad bc mos of them are like 15 ish and they have done so much lol and the fuckboys are always feeling them up and that it’s sad tbh. The boys just hang around on bikes and the girls just sit about in Starbucks and that. Everyone does that Sarahah shite which is so annoying, they all wait for the fair or hebcelt so that they can get fucked and end up taking Eccies, you will get ripped off if u buy anything from a dealer unless your sound with them,

In all it’s just junkie paradise x

A town on the Isle of Lewis, littered with coffin dodgers. Known as gods waiting room; 90% of the population are waiting to pop their cogs...

A place where old people go to die. Also it's the keyboard gangster of the world. The thugs are like midges. They're annoying but won't actually do any damage.