Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Noun:
A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as
tourneyfag,
tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to
hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?
Person B: *whines about no
wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to
Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your
casualfag ass!