The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off
Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand
Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to
self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from
Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
