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Symptoms
Word spoken in reference to one who exhibits symptoms of the ailment also known as homosexuality. Usually spoken when someone is suspected of being a homosexual.

Any frat guy who likes Lady Gaga has symptoms.
By Rica
McDonalds Symptoms
Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
By Melita
Withdraw Symptom
The shitty sick feeling you get when you're trying to kick a drug, or can't get any more.

See that jittery fucker over there? That must be a withdraw symptom of the crack.
By Mariquilla
Symptom #5
Diarrhea, as it is the fifth symptom listed under Pepto Bismol's Symptom Rap.

Nausea
Heartburn
Indigestion
Upset Stomach
*Diarrhea*

I ate some wings at Gators Dockside and got some serious symptom #5 afterwards. And I didn't get dome.
By Xenia
Mc Symptoms
Mc Symptoms are the feelings you get after eating McDonalds. They usually consist of:

1. The mc shakes (From all the sugar)
2. The mc gurgles (From all the grease)
3. The mc brick (The feeling in your stomach)
4. The mc sweats (Withdrawal symptoms)

As seen and proven in the film 'Supersize Me'

"I just went to McDonalds earlier today and i think i may be suffering from Mc Symptoms"

Don't eat McDonalds, you'll get the Mc Symptoms"
By Scarlett
Google Symptom
Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom
By Lotti
Snowball Symptoms
Several different ailments, often caused by different factors, such as partying during a busy week or trying to juggle many strenuous tasks. i.e. Different sympoms have a snowball effect, rendering the victim uncomfortable at best.

Victim: I'm covered in bug bites from the camping trip, totally beat from partying all weekend, and I think I might have sugar poisoning from all that dessert you made.
Person: Sounds like you have some snowball symptoms.
By Gerta
Friend Withdrawal Symptoms
If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.

"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
By Beverie
Flu-Like Symptoms
Sports code for "hangover."

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
By Sharity
Sheeny Curse Symptoms
The Sheeny curse has many negative symptoms. The sheeny curse symptoms are as followed. Money loss, halitosis, intense greed, burns on the skin, and you become untalented at sports.

Darn, I pissed off a Jew and I received the Sheeny Curse. Now I am un-athletic. The sheeny curse symptoms are not fun.
By Kori