verb
Present
participle of
tailgate1. Something that monkeys who have no idea how to properly drive do in which they drive dangerously close to the car in front of them for no apparent reason.
2. Attending a sporting event, but instead of watching it in person or on a TV at home, combining the two by watching said event in the parking lot of the arena/stadium on a TV in the back of a
pick-up truck while eating shitty barbecue.
1.
Person A: Did you see that fucking ape that was
tailgating me the entire way here even though I was going 70 mph?!?
Person B:
Yeah what a dumbass, I don't understand why some people think driving up other cars' asses will make them go faster when all it really does is increase the chance of an accident.
2.
I can't find a damn
parking spot because so many are taken by tailgaters! If they're gonna watch the game on a TV why not just do it at home?!!?