Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal
cellular device should I find myself in an
untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to
malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."