Those {tearers} pulled over us last night.
When those {tearers} where uspecting us we had to start speakingslangs.
{tearers} should learn to have mercy on ppl sometimes
when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.