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Define Natalie Portman Meaning

Natalie Portman
1. To be overrated.
2. To resemble wood.
3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
By Karen
Natalie Portman
1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
By Connie
Natalie Portman
Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.
By Mignon
Natalie Portman
Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.
By Devin
Natalie Portman
An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.

Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?

Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
By Lyndsie
Natalie Portman
Beautiful, intelligent, passionate, amazing, robbed of an Oscar, and has more talent that I can fathom.

"Who's the most amazing girl on Earth?"
"Natalie Portman"
By Jinny
Natalie Portman
Israel's finest export.

Natalie Portman is one fine lookin' Jew.
By Gertrude
Natalie Portman
gorgeous and smart. an awesome stripper in the movie Closer. She grew up about 30 minutes from where I live.

Natalie Portman is only like 4 years older than me or something. I could so do her!
By Viola
Natalie Portman
a woman of stunning and almost unreal beauty.
A woman with dark coloring, brown hair and brown eyes olivish skin, who is beyond beautiful.

She's too beautiful for words! She's a natalie Portman!
By Constantina
Natalie Portman
Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.
By Bellina