An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid
techno rave thing that didn't even mention
splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped
the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me:
Fuckin' A!