Once commonly used as a
kitchen utensil for
tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul
deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a
meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge
double-sided dildos?"
Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest
trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."