A guy frequently spotted playing with children's
no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the
tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a
corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and
spanked me with a
tennis racket.
Me: That's
disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a
Tennis Racket