Harvard Terminology is the ambiguous grouping of words, typically in response to an
inquiry requiring action, who’s objective is to leave the inquirer with sufficient hope to
stifle the inquiry. This
fleeting hope is usually followed by confusion and bewilderment regarding the true nature of this cruel response.
Ryland: Hey Stacy, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go to a movie and
grab a bite? Or maybe if you're not doing anything this weekend we could go to the beach.
Let me know what works for you.
Stacy: That sounds like fun.
Ryland: You know, everytime you use Harvard Terminology, a baby turtle dies.