Define The Bad Touch Meaning

Bad Touch
another word to describe what a peadophile does to a minor

that 40 year old over their gave bad touch to that 13 year old
By Esmaria
The Bad Touch
A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.

Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.
By Frayda
Bad Touch
An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.

Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.

Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.
By Frances
The Bad Touch
A song made by the band, The Bloodhound Gang. All their songs have some hilarity and usually sexual connotations.

The Bad Touch--
"You and me are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is the Texas bet, can you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about, so put your hands down my pants"-- long excerpt
By Jessamine
Bad Touch
1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you
By Debor
Bad Touch

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
By Whitney
The Bad Touch Trio
A nickname for the character alliance of France, Spain and Prussia from the show Axis Powers Hetalia.

In history, their alliance was practically unbreakable and in the show, it's represented as a matching unbreakable friendship.

The "Bad Touch" comes from sadly, their unmistakable somewhat perverted and childish behavior.

In the series, France is stereotyped as perverted and overly romantic because he's the "country of love". You'll most likely find the man flirting with people from random pretty girls to countrys like himself which consists of England, mostly because he likes to annoy the crap out of him.
Spain is stereotyped as a warm, always happy, loving parent but you should never let your guard down around the Spaniard. If given the chance, you could plainly see that he's the series runner up for "Most Romantic"
Last, but not the least, Prussia is stereotyped as the extremely cocky, self proclaimed "King of Awesome". When he was a ruthless country, back when he was one, and always referred to his growth in power as "Being Awesome". The suggestive part about him is that he exclaimed his conquests of land as "Seizing Vital Regions!" Pretty much enough said. (He lives in Germany's basement now so don't get your hopes up.)

A fan-notion added to the theory of this friendship is that the trio found each other's laughs absolutely hilarious.

Germany: Gott! Where is all my beer? I can't find it anywhere!

England: It must have been the Bad Touch Trio again ... bloody hell! They just stole my favorite union jack boxers!

France: Oh hon hon hon~
Spain: Fu so so so so~
Prussia: Ke se se se se~
By Abigail
Bad Touch Doll
The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.

Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
By Blair
Bad Touch Trio
a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way

OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!
By Audrey
Uncle Bad Touch
Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.
By Daryn