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Define Discovery Channel Meaning

Discovery Channel
A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.
By Evey
Discovery Channel
the channel kids learn about sex for the first time

you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
By Cammie
Discovery Channel
the act of having sex, or fucking.

"omg we discovery channeled yesterday"
By Vonni
Discovery Channel
The only legal way you can view bestiality porn.

Oh yeah! The Discovery Channel! Do it like they do on the Discover Channel! Oh yes! Ride me like a pony! That is hot!
By Meredith
Discovery Channel
Sharks and sex.

Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel
By Lillian
Discovery Channel Fat
n. - Description of someone who is more than morbidly obese.

"He's not just fat; he's Discovery Channel fat."
By Eyde
Discovery Channel Song
Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!
By Cherrita
Red Week On The Discovery Channel
The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.

Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
By Pierrette
Do It Like They Do It On The Discovery Channel
Anal sex. Usually used by fuckboys

Fuckboy: Damn girl..wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Girl:no fucking way
By Loise
Discovery Channelling
The process of recieving inspiration from animals while having sex. Having sex like animals usually on nature programs on the Discovery Channel. The way animals have sex (no shame) rough, animal-like, frenzied sex.

Orginated in Bloodhound Gang songs.

Man, we were really Discovery channelling last night!

Hey baby, I would like to do some Discovery channelling with you tonight.
By Marylynne