What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this
megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and
Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon,
Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.
I was in the wonderful city
of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid
Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the
cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.