The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in
dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off
Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their
mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or
Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just
the Epic Gamer next door wanna get
dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce
bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'