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Define The Girlfriend Experience Meaning

Girlfriend Experience
When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.

It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
By Mead
Girlfriend Experience
The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
By Jacquie
Jewish Girlfriend Experience
The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.

Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!
By Dorree
True Girlfriend Experience
Raw sex... no condom

Hey!.

What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...
By Jacqui
The Girlfriend Experience
When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫

C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
By Therine
The Girlfriend Experiment
A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".

Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.
By Chere