The Hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. The Hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but The Hopper craves attention.
The Hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about THEMSELVES in order to get beaten up. The Hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.
The Hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished The Hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.
To Bullies:-
"I shagged a budgie!"
"If you dont beat me up your gay"
"I want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it"
In an elevator of a high-rise building, a random person come in, in the middle of your elevator ride just to go a few floors up or down costing you valuable time.
A hopper is someone who dates boys/girls incredibly fast. A hopper hops from different boys/girls. You are a hopper if you date like 2 people in the span of like 4 days.
Did you know Sarah dated Henry then broke up with him? Less than a day later she was dating Krish. She is such a hopper.
By Evita
Hopper
Now, you may think ACAB, But Hopper isn't like the rest. Hopper is a cop who will risk his own life to find a young missing boy named Will. He even risked his life to sneak into a Russian base. He also might put some Eggosin a small wooden box in the woods and then find a girl with really short hair and keep her as is "Dotar" as he calls her. Hopper is the best cop there will ever be.
Dude 1: Man I love hopper! He is such a good cop!
Dude 2: I mean, I can't argue with you!
A guy who goes from girl to girl & the girls are realated in some way. Usually the girls are sisters or cousins.
Claire:"Steve hooked up with Kaia and Rachel last night. Its gross cause their cousins."
Jackie:"He's such a hopper."
By Leonore
Hoppers
An online homogenous community (usually a forum, but sometimes a mailing list or blog) who all think identically and ferociously lash out at those who threaten those beliefs, not unlike a swarm of locusts.
