Define Cousins Meaning

Cousins
Imaginary badasses that black people refer to when they make empty threats.

By Barby
Cousins
people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.

just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.
By Alayne
Cousins
1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.
By Tracie
Cousin's Cousin
A term used instead of saying brother. A person's brother is also the cousin of their cousin. Using this term will make you sound awesome and confuse the person to which you are using the term, giving you the opportunity to share it with them.

John: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Fred: Going to Olive Garden. My parents want to take me and my cousin's cousin out to dinner.
By Willetta
Cousined

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.
By Serene
The Cousin
A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.

The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.
By Hesther
Cousinism
When your horrible cousins treat you UNEQUALLY

My cousins commited cousinism when I was not invited to the cousin party.
By Loise
Cousin

I just fucked my cousin!
By Devondra
Cousin
The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
By Rheta
Cousin

"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
By Merna