1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I
Cock Slapped the bitch!
2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.
3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any
KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless
Cock Slapping".