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Define The Hydraulic Press Meaning

Hydraulic Press
Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"
By Nanny
Hydraulic Press
When someone sits on your face and puts all of their weight into it, causing your skull to break.

I ate my girls ass and she gave me a hydraulic press.
By Madelina
1 Man 1 Hydraulic Press
It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.
By Hannah
The Hydraulic Press
When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*
By Jammie