Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.
By Lois
Kessel Run
An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!
By Sheeree
Kessel Run
The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
