Define The Last Chicken On The Shelf Meaning

The Last Chicken On The Shelf
Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
By Kania
Last Chicken On The Shelf
a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

By Emyle
The Last Chicken On The Shelf
An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...
By Delly