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Define The Lazer Meaning

The Lazer
When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.

Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")
By Teddy
Lazer
Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
By Anderea
Lazered
The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
By Tiffie
[lazer]
adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."
By Traci
Lazers
mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!
By Meghan
Lazers
Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Wynne
Lazer Lazer
(LAZER BEAM)
(YEET)
(FUCKING INSAIN)

(YEET)
(LAZER LAZER)
By Debby
Lazered
When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”
By Carolan
Lazer
The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"
By Brana
Lazered
Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!
By Andie