Define The Mons Meaning

Mon Mon Mon

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!
By Maye
MON MON MON
the opposite of NOM NOM NOM; upchucking; punking; blowing chunks; throwing up

Dude 1: Dude are you ok?
Dude 2: MON MON MON
By Tess
Mon Then
Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

mon then ya wee mad rocket.
By Nanci
Mon The..
a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)

'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'
By Essie
Mon

By Oriana
Mon
Scottish word that essentially means "come on". Often used to complement a band, person or...well...anything really..

MON THE BIFFY CLYRO
MON THE JACK D
etc.
By Staci
The Mon
Pittsburghese for the Monongahela River, one of the famous "Three Rivers" that, along with the Allegheny and the Ohio, runs through the 'Burgh. Can also refer to the Mon Incline.

I took the Mon up to Mt. Washington enat.
By Jessi
Mons
The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
By Myrna
MON' THEN
A threat usually used by people (mostly men) of Scottish or Irish descent. It basically means "I dare you to attach me, see what happens".

MON' THEN YOU SPECKY LITTLE #### SQUARE GO LIKE
By Jorie
Mon
A prefix that can be added to any verb to add emphasis

"Mom, I'm bored"
"Shut the fuck up Jimmy, back in my day we used to be Monbored"
"Oh fuck"
By Suellen