The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.
Unfortunately, this term was
hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike
Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during
that gameFriend: Mike,
Vinny, and Paul?
Me: *
facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you