The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.
The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.
“Have you heard about “The Pat?”
“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
