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I Left
When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".
By Madelina
I Left It Wet For You
A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.

Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"
By Elbertina
Why I Left Buzzfeed
A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.

YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.
By Otha
I Left My Boots In The Truck
An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.

Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck
By Kassie
I Left My Dick In The Kitten
The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
By Maggy
I Left My Dog In A Tree
When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
By Brit
This Isn't Where I Left My Oatmeal
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
By Rosemonde
I Felt Cold, So I Left.
A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.

He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
By Lezlie
I Think I Left Them On Your Wife's Side Of The Bed
a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
By Juliana
I Bet My Left Nut On It!
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
By Minne