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Define The Pauser Meaning

Pauser
Has two definitions,

1) Meaning "One who Pauses"
2)The opposite of a Player-A man who doesn't manipulate or trick people. He also has long-lasting and meaningful relationships with women.

1)

Person 1: I gotta pee.
*presses pause button on remote*
Person 2: YOU PAUSER.

2)

Male: Hello, I do not manipulate or trick people & I also take pride in having long lasting relationships with woman.
Female: Nahh. You're such a Pauser. I want a man who disrespects me and takes me for granted.
Male: ):
By Juliette
The Pauser
A movie scene where an important plot photo or written document is flashed up close for a few seconds in a film. One must rewind and pause to read exspecially if drunkin or stoned.

There are five CIA operatives we are hunting notice the one in the russian field jacket "camera shows "the pauser" close up of a photo for 3 seconds" that is your first target. His name is Sam a resturante owner located in Anchorage, you have 27 hours make it look like a cooking accident.
By Michal
Poo Pauser
one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
By Idelle
Pee Pauser
A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.

Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?
By Fedora
Clit Pauser
The female equivalent of a cock blocker.

"You are being such a clit pauser right now Becky."
By Noreen