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Define The Pistol Meaning

Pistoling
Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
By Carina
Pistol
someone who is unpredictable

"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"
By Briney
Pistol
Sheer Greatness

Did you see LeBron hit that game winning shot? Hes an absolute PISTOL!!!!
By Carmen
Pistoler
Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.

That homie is a pistoler.
By Fionna
The Pistol
Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.
By Juana
Pistol
A firearm designed to be carried and operated in one hand, usually the right. Some are ambidextrous, i.e. the P-38.

"A Colt M1911A1 is still a pretty good pistol"
By Esmeralda
The Pistol
In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.

OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
By Rosina
Pistoling
A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.

Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
By Amandi
Pistol
I really hot girl with a hot body.

Hey RP that chicks pretty hott!

Yeah, she's a fuckin' Pistol!
By Tommie
Pistol
kinda like shotgun, but used when no one wants to sit next to the driver. whoever calls pistol gets to sit in the back seat

1) after my dad bailed me and jake from jail, i called pistol so i didn't directly get bitched at

2) matt and i called pistol after getting a look at the taxi driver, sucks for jenny
By Janis