Define The Promised Land Meaning

A woman's vagina.

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

The vagina and surrounding area

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land

boobs or pussy

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.

2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.

3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.

Examples:

a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.