Define The Pythagorean Meaning

The Pythagorean
A threesome involving two girls and one guy. The guy is riding the first girl, who is on her back. The second girl is crounched over the first while receiving oral sex from her. The guy and female number two are making out to complete the triangle.

"Oh, you did the Eiffel Tower last night? I didn't know you were gay? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I just fucked two girls, The Pythagorean style."
By Trudi
Pythagorean
(v.)(trans.): to use the Pythagorean Theorem to solve for an unknown side of a right triangle. Used mostly in nerd circles.

John: Shoot, how am I going to find the magnitude of this net force vector?
Bob: Dude, just Pythagorean it!
By Nissy
Pythagorean Theorem
The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!
By Melonie
Pythagorean Theorem
The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.

"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."
By Martie
Pythagorean Theorem
1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.

2. Something the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.

-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little preppy kid who's gonna save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!
By Ivette
Pythagorean Theorem
A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."
By Tally
Pythagorean Theorem
THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!

Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared
By Leona
Pythagorean Smoking
Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.

Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.
By Adria
Pythagorean Smoking
Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.

The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.
By Gilemette
Pythagorean Theorem
A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.

Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.
By Orelie